August 2012
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Oh my god. I just made a cup of coffee and there was a bug in it.
THERE WAS A BUG IN MY MOUTH.
(I should have cleaned the coffee pot before hand. Now I know.)
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peacelovedoctorwho: Warning to all: My blog will...
peacelovedoctorwho:
My blog will be mostly Doctor Who today and tomorrow.
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“Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast...”
– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party (source)
angryintellectual:
textpostsrus:
The human body recreates itself every six months, nearly every cell and bone dies and is replaced.
You are not who you were last September.
I KNEW IT
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lalondes:
hover over your age
12.9 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21+
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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.
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“Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...”
– Gwen Sharp in Policing Mascuility in Slim Jim’s “Spice Loss” Ads (via biraciallyinsensitive)
Boom.
(via mehreenkasana)
racheldukes:
The Wire
serene-quill:
It wasn’t a coat hanger. It was a wire.
The theory was that by inserting the wire through the cervix, moving it around a bit and then removing it, an infection would result and the pregnancy would be aborted. It worked. It was March 1967.
Afterward, after I watched the ‘doctor’ wash his hands with one of those little soaps wrapped in white paper, after he...
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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sherlockedcompanion:
i-make-doodles-lol:
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cosmo-gyral:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Probably
Definitely.
Obviously.
Duh.
How many The Walking Dead fans are there on...
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I helped stop a car from backing into a gas...
But seriously, if that car had hit my gas pump I think I would be dead right now. Gone in a fiery explosion. Scary.
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martincrieff:
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violentsandwich:
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Ugh, who let you people drive? How did you pass...
plumey:
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billyraysiren:
greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch
Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit. Fuck’n Greeks, man.
#zeus is jack harkness with a wife
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the perfect school
also known as: TUMBLR SCHOOL
headmaster: dumbledore
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
maths: calculating so that you don't reach the post limit. ever.
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating gifs, fanart and photosets
english: writing fanfiction
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
drama: roleplaying
IT: html coding
history: the dark ages before tumblr and discovering the origin of the flower behind anons head
night-time: NIGHTBLOGGING
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins
and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students
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Avengers: DVD extras are online.
Doctor Who: We raise you a new trailer and the Pond Life.
Sherlock: We raise you the three words of the next season.
Avengers, Doctor Who, and Sherlock: Waiting on you Supernatural.
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“I love it when a guy wolf whistles, it turns me on. The way they honk their cars...”
– No girl, ever (via hylianbabe)
all the best ships hurt
#that’s how you know it’s working
#it’s not an otp until i’m crying
otp - only tears & pain
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stupid-fucking-rope:
rennish:
interrobang-ler:
i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
#I come from the Dean Winchester school of dealing with feelings
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Name: Syxx
Age: 19
Height: 5’ 3”
Relationship status: Taken
Birthday: November 4th
Favorite color: Maroon
Favorite band: My Chemical Romance, Chameleon Circuit
Last song listened: Asshole Father
Favorite movie: A tie between The Lion King and The Last Unicorn
Last movie watched: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Favorite book: Game of Thrones (for now)
Last book read: The Riven...
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