screwmidgard: mindifislytherin: you-me-and-loki: The wonderful thing about Time Lords Is that Time Lords are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber And their bottoms are made out of springs! They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! But the most wonderful thing about Time Lords Is that I’m the only- …oh. I hate you You bastard.
onlylolgifs: I was drunk. Please don’t sue me. I feel so bad for the cat.
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
consultingcumberbitch: ways-weasleys: DOCTOR...
lieselmemingers: reminder that somewhere in London on friday the Doctor and Rose will be attacked by giant scribbles.
If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock...
jennstarkid: everything will be explained later
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umqra: when it is ok for you to borrow my computer
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
ih0peyourwifidies: you know what really turns me on? unprotected wifi
felicefawn: A squid casually swims past your dash. くコ:彡
joolescoosablooncas: I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.
Note Card Wisdom
colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table Uno is about screwing everyone over.
Professor Trelawney was good at something?
hiddlesbatchlings: drinktomebabyandburymeingold: henrycavilll: I went to public school. i lost it after attempt 510 omfg SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT!!! BAHAHAHAHA OMFG I’M CRYING Taylor this is the video I’ve been meaning to show you CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RN Omg. Just, omg.
reductosshrinkgun: fixmeorjustconflictme: Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this: and she tweets things like and this like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY. i can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… fridge, you’re coming to my room You know what, she’s kinda perfect.
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
clovette: peetatoast: shakeyourbuddah: notkorra: #that’s a fucking deep dentist visit is your dentist also your therapist? Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher my dentist just tells me i need to floss more My dentist tells me I need to pull teeth…
magicconchshell: me when i get birthday money 2 to 3 days later
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
moustacheislove: i really hate when people say ‘no homo’ like excuse you get back here and give me the homo you denied me of
imsohappyrightnow: holyhandgrenaded: youcancallmepotter: No matter who you are, what you have been through, how terrible you have felt, regardless of where you come from, what you do, what you look like, how you behave, always know that one thing above everything else is true. Jack Harkness would fuck you. actually shaking in order to try not to laugh holy jesus
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
chrisepticon: ignoratio-elenchi: thatgleekywholockianhead: Worthwhile cause. the hell do you need an excuse to do this
Avengers lost to the Katy Perry movie.
sirpaulfreddie-of-221b-gallifrey: sonicscrewdriving: dontgigglesherlock: brolmes: ifrollophile: datcapsicle: What? this is why teens don’t get a choice bless you for that comment WHAT?! THEY LOST ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK