YOLO - You only live o-
Harry Potter: Hi.
Dean Winchester: bitch please
Sam Winchester: Um, you're not exactly right.
John Winchester: I wish.
Castiel: I'm an angel of the lord.
Demons from the Supernatural: Hah.
Bobby Singer: Idjts!
The Doctor: Hello, I'm the Doctor.
The Greek Gods: Excuse us.
Sherlock: I beg to differ.
Sean Bean: LOL
Captain Jack Harkness: Bitch, please.
Beric Dondarrion: Shall I get kissed again?
Lady Stoneheart: ... *hangs you
Buffy: Yeah, it's not so fun.
allyouneedistumblr: fistmegently: OH MY GOD I think it’s the remote control I don’t even know what I was expecting…
I don’t give a fuck.– Misha Collins, in an interview for Supernatural.ru, on “How do you feel about criticism of your personality? Not only about your actor work, we also mean your everyday life.” (via valjeans)
Everyone needs this on their dash.
pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. The fuck is wrong with Florida? I THOUGH IT WAS FULL OF OLD PEOPLE
A'ight, sick fucks, listen up.
witch-breed: ilovemishacollins: I hope you all die and rot in Hell. You don’t harass a man like that. You don’t terrorize someone you don’t know, or anyone at all. Especially over a fucking fictional pairing on a fake show you delusional pieces of shit. You are scum. You are the reason people are weary of fans. Misha is one of the few actors who has so much interaction and knowledge of fan...
h-styles: fuckme-1direction: nickiminiall: h-styles: theyre british what did you expect of course theyre gonna be pussies cant handle american women this is why we won the war oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle. how did your tea taste after we threw it in the harbor bitch Ok, I don’t really agree with the first part but this last part...
genuinelycornflakes: moominboy: you wake up. its a beautiful day. the world is brand new. but then, just as you get up out of bed and open the curtains to admire the new day, you see it. the entire sun has been replaced with nikki minaj’s face. it stares down at you, unflinching, unyielding. and in 3 days, unless you do something, it will crash down to earth and destroy everything. your quest...
consultingskeletontribute: somesortof-death-frisbee: imyouraziraphale: One two three four I declare a time war. #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The Doctor died, and Silence Fell
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
amixedreality: tairupanda: karlimeaghan: geromy-kyle: minestuck: geromy-kyle: tltty: notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!! america: 1 britain: 0 notice how every other country in the world hates you what about canada canada doesnt hate us nobody cares what canada thinks Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking...
Whoever came up with the idea to put chili in mac & cheese bless you. BLESS YOU.
shotguncolfer: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-OHHo-ON THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEST DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE
aimmyarrowshigh: I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
wherelightexists: toastandpamphlets: trackerjackin: aishaneko: narglefighter: especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH. YAY ITS BACK THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~
Dear Supernatural Fandom
jackpendragon: heyimmatrickster: Humans bleed red Big bads bleed goo Rock salt is handy Shot guns are, too Angels have wings Hunters save lives When the Apocalypse comes I hope you survive :) fandom let me love you
thetardis: some-atoms: Cardiff. Prepare your fire service. These limbs are not limbs that should be involved with handling fire on a stick. Agreed