March 2012
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
Cyberman: Our species are similar but your design is inelegant
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance
Cyberman: This is obvious.
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Dalek: You propose an alliance?
Cyberman: Yes.
Dalek: Request DENIED.
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Cyberman: Daleks beware, you have proposed war on the Cybermen.
Dalek: This is not war, this is pest control.
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Cyberman: We are five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek: Four.
Cyberman: You will destroy the Cybermen with only four dalek?
Dalek: We could destroy the Cybermen with only one Dalek. You are superior in one respect.
Cyberman: What is that?
Dalek: You are better at dying.
#burns all around
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my stomach: i am hungry
my mind: go get some food
my body: here how about i give you this fatigue
you're going to starve motherfucker
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
The last gif of someone dancing is how you dance...
keepcalmheisthedoctor:
questionable-clown:
thesuicidalsuperman:
canacat:
lurkingjello:
karkatvant-ass:
yolo-tier:
HONL
yep
chaia.
it will get funky in yur weddin, gurl. xD
I hope you’re ready for this Bailey
Kellie, I’m getting drunk and dancing the night away at your wedding.
Oh good, this is how I normally dance.
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TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
If you’re laughing and thinking this is so silly, expect to be crying in five...
– Steven Moffat on S7 DW (x)
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thealbinopirate:
My favourite sex position is the one where I sit on the computer being miserable and wishing a fictional character was real so they could be my friend
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Reblog if you're a serial killer.
timedetective:
pernillo:
veiledsentiments: