mooooocow: I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die I did not murder anyone Especially my sister
Me: I should really go outside. It’s such a nice day. Mind: Hell no, there’s NATURE out there!
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
lolsofunny: Blog that makes you LOL Every pair of shoes EVER. Thank god for stores like Ross.
When someone tells me they like me
lolsofunny: Because it’s obviously not me. Have you seen how mean I am?
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
That awkward moment when you've watched so many...
steal-the-tardis: but-there-arent-any-ducks: … And you’re American.
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
"What are YOU afraid of?"
Doctor Who Fandom: Vicious Christmas decorations, angel statues that sneak up on you when you're not looking, creepy puppet children, creepy gas mask children......
Sherlock Fandom: Cabbies.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
me: can we have sex?
me: i can marry you first if that'd make this easier.
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
lolsofunny: Blog that makes you LOL My mom would skin me alive.
Every girl has 5 personalities
creepyvicious: 1. How she acts at school 2. How she acts around her friends 3. How she acts around her family 4. How she acts when she’s with him 5. How she acts when she’s alone We’re such weird beings. true
if you read this sentence you will turn gay
j-moriarty: cleatora: theeverydaygoth: schwarzer-sarg: theeverydaygoth: Sonofabitch. But what if you’re already gay? Then you level up. FUCK! -_- Ok….who wants to be my bitch for the night? Does it wear off? :O shiiIIIt Dammit.
I am going to see Sherlock Holmes 2 tonight. I am beyond excited!